I got my hands on some biting, satirical* Honkers related music recently and have been given permission to give the World Premiere to the thousands** of avid readers of Bonkers in Honkers!
F*** The Light Rail
First one is called F*** the Light Rail; obviously penned by weather beaten regular users of the KCR transport system here. Their pain is apparent throughout the song and in turn painful for the listener too. I know you’re all too clever to predict there is at least one naughty word in this song.
Wan Chai
Second one is simply called Wan Chai. Two words (or one word) to strike fear in to any recovering alcoholics (it’s an area of bars, strip clubs and nightclubs, sometimes all in one!). The tribulations of a night out in Wan Chai is deftly dealt with here in this little ditty and no punches are pulled what the outcomes may well be. To the acoustic strumming of which rock anti-ballad people?